i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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