garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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