making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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