benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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