she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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