He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
honey bunches of taint.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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