I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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