Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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