hell yes lets make some ravioli
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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