The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
