At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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