I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Randomize
