So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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