Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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