I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
operation have a gay friend backfired
this will be a night to untag.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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