So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
