I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Please don't give away my fajitas
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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