at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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