You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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