I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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