I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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