you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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