We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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