You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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