I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I just gift wrapped bread.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Help. Why am I so naked?
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