how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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