sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
