Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
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