she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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