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(845): View more from New York

i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low

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(916): View more from California

I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.

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(773): View more from Illinois

before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested

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(516): View more from New York

Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now

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(503): View more from Oregon

we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.

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(519): View more from Ontario

he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Couch. On fire.

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