problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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