Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Everything about him screamed your future.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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