new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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