I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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