She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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