so explain again why im purple
no
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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