It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
You're earring is so big in my mouth
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
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