just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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