i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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