Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Shame - the story of my life.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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