My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I CAN MOONWALK!
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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