I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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