my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Come share oat with me in your robe
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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