okay pat passed out under dana's car
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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