:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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