I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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