Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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