This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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