we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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