You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
